EC “Maxe” Crandall
Dionne Warwick Stares Down Her Enemies
Raising banners is attractive,
makes one burst with personality.
Women have a lot to say about these things,
while assuredly "not speaking"
to men through style.
To wit, Jackie O likes her girlfriend
thank you very much
and would rather not see her burned at the stake.
Besides, Jackie’s busy at the nursery, where she
works nights, fretting over hibiscus,
and O the constellations!
Meanwhile, in her everlasting trenchcoat,
Dionne Warwick stares down her enemies,
reducing them to straining teenagers
and secretly considering herself
"The Last Action Diva."
Like us, she spends much of her time
leaning against doorframes and talking
on the telephone, dreaming of cartoon heroes
while fingering the long cord.
The men tend to more commemorative cruelties.
With Chris Brown in his wretched kingdom,
the stakes of celebrity vassalage get knobby
around the nobodies he becomes and then shuns..
Speaking of Violence, the first episode ponders
Hemingway's flagrant remarks about lesbians.
In the second installment, rumor has it
Papa will hand over one of his savage sweaters
to the singer. To close, the forest will weep
new rivers suddenly, as in myth.
Everyone knows gold is a shaking color,
a key to what the early bisexuals taught us,
with their oratorical chanting: "Earthquake,
or milkshake?" which is to suggest
there will always be progress,
but to clash, and to do it well,
one must couch objection
and eat and yell, and eat and yell,
and eat and yell
EC “Maxe” Crandall co-directs the pilot program “Readings in Gender and Sexuality” in the Undergraduate Writing Program at Columbia University. Their poems have been published in journals and anthologies such as PANK, Shampoo, and Troubling the Line: Trans and Genderqueer Poetry and Poetics. Maxe co-hosts the Brooklyn house reading series Rumor, with Amanda Davidson and Diana Cage, and is at work on a critical biography, Gertrude Stein and Men.